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Old 08-02-2012, 08:31 PM
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Bijak! Bijak!
Wati pergi ke sungai untuk membasuh pakaian. Sebaik tiba, terlihat olehnya seekor
ikan yang menggelepar di atas batu. Wati menghampirinya. Tiba-tiba ikan itu bersuara,
"Kalau puan menolong aku, puan akan mendapat apa yang dihajati. Tetapi hanya tiga
permintaan sahaja yang dapat dimakbulkan. Tiap kali permintaan dikabulkan, suami puan
akan mendapat 10 kali ganda.

Wati: Baiklah, saya mahu kelihatan cantik.

Ikan: Tetapi suami puan menjadi lelaki paling tampan di dunia ini.

Wati: Tiada masalah. Lalu Wati menjadi wanita yang paling cantik di kampung itu.
Permintaan kedua ialah Wati ingin menjadi kaya.

Ikan: Ingat! suami puan 10 kali lebih kaya.

Wati: Tidak mengapa. Wang miliknya akan menjadi milik aku juga. Maka jadilah
Wati wanita kaya dengan gelang memenuhi tangan.

"Permintaan ketiga?" Tanya ikan.

"Aku nak serangan jantung yang ringan," jawab Wati.


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erk..pahtu suami dia kena serangan jantung kuat ke? hahahaha...joli sakan bini dia
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this is best bro hahahahaha
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heheh... camno pernah baco.. tp di mana yerk...
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heheh... camno pernah baco.. tp di mana yerk...
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kat sini la kot,,tempat aku copy
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bijak bijak.... terbaek tt
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hoho...kesian laki dia...
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kat sini ada sejak 2008 lagi >>> http://www.carigold.com/portal/forum...ad.php?t=28599
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hahahaha..lawak2..
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