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Sepasang pengantin baru mengalami gangguan kesihatan. Setelah diperiksa dengan teliti, doktor memberitahu perkara itu disebabkan oleh hubungan seks yang terlalu kerap.

"Untuk sementara waktu ini, anda berdua dinasihatkan supaya menghadkan kegiatan seks. Sebaiknya dua kali saja seminggu sahaja. Untuk memudahkan mengingat, saya sarankan untuk melakukan hubungan ini hanya pada hari yang bermula dengan huruf S, iaitu Selasa dan Sabtu," saran doktor.

Akan tetapi pada malam ketiga berpuasa dari membuat hubungan itu, si suami tidak dapat lagi menahan nafsunya lalu mencumbui isterinya yang sedang tidur sehingga isterinya terjaga.

"Hari ini hari apa bang?" tanya si isteri.

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