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Old 14-09-2006, 03:10 PM
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ULIANA BANOUS BT CHE ROSS


NO 834,LORONG BAHGIA
TAMAN SEJAHTERA
06600


MUHAMAD YUSOP
PLOT 131A,
JALAN PERINDUSTRIAN BUKIT MINYAK,
14100 BUKIT MINYAK,
SEBERANG PERAI TENGAH,
PENANG. 19 DEC 2005

TUAN,


PER : SURAT BERHENTI KERJA


Saya seperti nama diatas, ingin memohon berhenti kerja. Saya berharap permohonan ini diluluskan. Berikut adalah sebab-musabab saya ingin berhenti kerja:-

1. Saya kerap dibuli oleh senior.
2. Makanan di kantin tak sedap tapi mahal macam KFC. Tambahan pula kalau makcik senior yg kira.
3. Lagu 5'S tidak masuk dalam carta ERA.
4. Waktu rehat tersangat pendek 15 minit je... Nak beratur pun dah 20 minit!!!
5. KERJA BERDIRIIIIIIIIIII.......... Kasut takde sponge pulak!!!!!
6. Bas kilang tersangat laju.... Tersangat BAHAYA.....
7. Kalau setakat nak keja kilang, lebih baik tak payah ambil SPM. Indon tak ambil SPM pun boleh keja jugak!!!
8. Pekerja dipaksa O.T. Ingat kita orang ROBOT ke!!! Kalau tak O.T. ugut nak bagi Warning Letter pulakk.....
9. Pintu kecemasan dihalang. Bila BOMBA audit baru kalut. KESELAMATAN TIDAK DIUTAMAKAN.
10. Scan in/out sikit nak masuk kena beratok sampai GAT HOUSE nak bali kena beratok BULEH TAWAF satu kilang..
11. Pintu keluar masuk 2 shj. Pekerja beribu.... Masuk LATE marah!!! Balik LATE driver BAS pulak marah!!!! sampai rumah mak bapak pulak yang marah KAMI selalu kena MARAHHHHHH...
12. Boss kadang 2 ok kadang 2 tension sampai tak ingat 2 yang kami ni orang gak

13. Faedah 2 lain tak memuaskan contoh keja bagai nak tecabut kepala lutut profet shereing HAMPEHHH

14. BANYAK LAGI NAK HABAK TAPI KUT TAK SANGUP DENGAK KUT!!!!

Untuk pengetahuan tuan, saya telah berjaya menabung sebanyak RM 1.5 juta selama saya bekerja sebagai operator. Wang itu telah saya laburkan dalam bentuk dinar emas. Setiap bulan, pendapatan saya adalah sebanyak RM890. Inilah faktor utama saya ingin berhenti kerja. Terima kasih atas segala kerjasama ............
tunjuk ajar tuan selama ini dengan saya. Akhir kata, terimalah sebuah pantun MAUTdari saya........ IKAN KELI.. IKAN KEMBUNG; ANGKAT KAKI LLLAAAMMMBUNG...............
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Old 14-09-2006, 03:21 PM
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ULIANA BANOUS BT CHE ROSS


NO 834,LORONG BAHGIA
TAMAN SEJAHTERA
06600


MUHAMAD YUSOP
PLOT 131A,
JALAN PERINDUSTRIAN BUKIT MINYAK,
14100 BUKIT MINYAK,
SEBERANG PERAI TENGAH,
PENANG. 19 DEC 2005

TUAN,


PER : SURAT BERHENTI KERJA


Saya seperti nama diatas, ingin memohon berhenti kerja. Saya berharap permohonan ini diluluskan. Berikut adalah sebab-musabab saya ingin berhenti kerja:-

1. Saya kerap dibuli oleh senior.
2. Makanan di kantin tak sedap tapi mahal macam KFC. Tambahan pula kalau makcik senior yg kira.
3. Lagu 5'S tidak masuk dalam carta ERA.
4. Waktu rehat tersangat pendek 15 minit je... Nak beratur pun dah 20 minit!!!
5. KERJA BERDIRIIIIIIIIIII.......... Kasut takde sponge pulak!!!!!
6. Bas kilang tersangat laju.... Tersangat BAHAYA.....
7. Kalau setakat nak keja kilang, lebih baik tak payah ambil SPM. Indon tak ambil SPM pun boleh keja jugak!!!
8. Pekerja dipaksa O.T. Ingat kita orang ROBOT ke!!! Kalau tak O.T. ugut nak bagi Warning Letter pulakk.....
9. Pintu kecemasan dihalang. Bila BOMBA audit baru kalut. KESELAMATAN TIDAK DIUTAMAKAN.
10. Scan in/out sikit nak masuk kena beratok sampai GAT HOUSE nak bali kena beratok BULEH TAWAF satu kilang..
11. Pintu keluar masuk 2 shj. Pekerja beribu.... Masuk LATE marah!!! Balik LATE driver BAS pulak marah!!!! sampai rumah mak bapak pulak yang marah KAMI selalu kena MARAHHHHHH...
12. Boss kadang 2 ok kadang 2 tension sampai tak ingat 2 yang kami ni orang gak

13. Faedah 2 lain tak memuaskan contoh keja bagai nak tecabut kepala lutut profet shereing HAMPEHHH

14. BANYAK LAGI NAK HABAK TAPI KUT TAK SANGUP DENGAK KUT!!!!

Untuk pengetahuan tuan, saya telah berjaya menabung sebanyak RM 1.5 juta selama saya bekerja sebagai operator. Wang itu telah saya laburkan dalam bentuk dinar emas. Setiap bulan, pendapatan saya adalah sebanyak RM890. Inilah faktor utama saya ingin berhenti kerja. Terima kasih atas segala kerjasama ............
tunjuk ajar tuan selama ini dengan saya. Akhir kata, terimalah sebuah pantun MAUTdari saya........ IKAN KELI.. IKAN KEMBUNG; ANGKAT KAKI LLLAAAMMMBUNG...............
company lama aku kat situ Bukit Minyak.. Solectron.. surat tu plak bertarikh 19 Dec 2005 sama ngan tarikh surat yang aku bagi kat boss aku waktu nak berenti cuma isi dier memang lah tak sama

Apakah semua ini?? Ada kena mengena ke nie?? Atau secara kebetulan?? :? :? :?
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Old 14-09-2006, 03:50 PM
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MOhd yusop tu memang ada ke?
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Untuk pengetahuan tuan, saya telah berjaya menabung sebanyak RM 1.5 juta selama saya bekerja sebagai operator. Wang itu telah saya laburkan dalam bentuk dinar emas. Setiap bulan, pendapatan saya adalah sebanyak RM890. Inilah faktor utama saya ingin berhenti kerja. Terima kasih atas segala kerjasama ............
tunjuk ajar tuan selama ini dengan saya. Akhir kata, terimalah sebuah pantun MAUTdari saya........ IKAN KELI.. IKAN KEMBUNG; ANGKAT KAKI LLLAAAMMMBUNG...............
tak cayerrr lah.
"IKAN KELI.. IKAN KEMBUNG; ANGKAT KAKI PEMBOHONG"

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Old 14-09-2006, 07:14 PM
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Kui kui kui..

Mana ade org tulis surat berhenti kerja gini..
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Tak logik tu....
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Kui kui kui..

Mana ade org tulis surat berhenti kerja gini..
email ke [email protected] leh la cam tuh.
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Old 14-09-2006, 09:43 PM
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ini la luahan hati paling takdak kaver2 dah...
luah habis semua...
ke nak loyar buruk ni?
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nampaknya orang yang tulis surat berhenti dah nekad nak main online biz.. kat opis lama lak aku jadi tukang bagi template surat berhenti keje..

last last aku berhenti koje gak
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ini la luahan hati paling takdak kaver2 dah...
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ekekeke...
ayat akhir ko tu yg tul 500%
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