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Old 06-11-2008, 06:49 PM
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kisah ari khamis malam jumaat ....


Jumaat Penghulu segala hari
Adam dijadikan hari Jumaat
di masukkan ke Syurga hari Jumaat
dikeluarkan dari Syurga hari Jumaat
tidak berlaku kiamat melainkan hari Jumaat

Pada malam jumaat
elok banyakkan amalan sunat
Membaca al Quran, berzikit dan selawat
lebih bermakna di sempurnakan amalan sunat
bersama isteri dengan rasa kasih sayang

Menjelang malam Jumaat hatiku berbunga-bunga
"Malam Jumaat malam sunat,"kataku
"Abang tidurlah dulu
saya nak gosok baju," balas isteriku.

Sementara menunggu isteri menggosok baju
aku membaca surah Yasin
" Yaasin…." aku mula membacanya
" Dah siap menggosok baju bang…" kata isteriku
" Sodaqallahal azimmm…" surat Yasin kututup segera.

Isteriku ketawa.

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Old 06-11-2008, 06:54 PM
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hahahaa... bersemangat betol tu..
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jgn buat main2 ngan islam kerana tangan badan binasa di akhirat nanti dibalas tuhan...peace
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buat la cite ayam belaga ker kuda tempang ker ape ker hehehheh kan bagus tak pun arnab ngan kura2 ehehehe
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buat la cite ayam belaga ker kuda tempang ker ape ker hehehheh kan bagus tak pun arnab ngan kura2 ehehehe
apa silapnya yup???
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Syeikh Abdul Qadir Jailani (SAQJ) mengatakan malam Jumaat lebih banyak dari malam lailatulqadar, ia berulang-ulang (50 kali setahun). SAQJ adalah seorang wali besar umat Muhammad, Orang Baghdad, bermazhab Hambali.
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:27 PM
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Lelaki yang mandi di pagi hari Jumaat gugur dosa seperti bayi baru lahir. Sama ada mandi kerana Hari Jumaat (Mazhab Hanafi) atau mandi untuk pergi Solat Jumaat(Mazhab Syafie).
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Pahala kedatangan Solat Jumaat

Hari Jumaat Allah hantar malaikat khas untuk duduk dipintu masjid dan menulis nama orang yang hadir sehingga khatib naik ke mimbar. Selepas itu tiada rekod kehadiran. Pahala bagi orang yang pertama datang seperti unta, selepas itu seperti lembu, kambing, ayam, burung ciak dan telur.
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:31 PM
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Musafir di hari Jumaat

Walaupun ada yang mengatakan kena keluar sebelum Subuh jika hendak musafir, namun itu hanya nilaian /pendapat sahaja.

Mazhab Syafie pada mulanya mensyaratkan 12 orang untuk solat Jumaat, tapi kemudiannya apabila beliau ke Mesir, syarat itu ditukar kepada hanya 40 orang. Mazhab lain tidak mensyaratkan 40 orang, cukup sekadar 3 atau 4 orang.
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Yang dikecualikan dari solat Jumaat ialah orang yang uzur, wanita dan musafir (walaupun 3 kali berturut, contohnya terpaksa balik setiap Jumaat menjaga ibu yang sakit di kampung).
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