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Old 19-08-2008, 10:38 AM
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Seorang pemuda sedang dalam perjalanannya kembali ke Jakarta dengan kereta Senja Utama. Persis di depannya duduk seorang bapak. Setelah lama berdiam diri, sambil menguap si pemuda bertanya kepada bapak tersebut, "Jam berapa sekarang, pak?" Sebuah pertanyaan yang biasa kita tanyakan dimanapun, kapanpun dan kepada siapapun khan??? Dan biasanya kita selalu dapat jawaban. Namun kali ini sungguh diluar dugaan,si bapak diam saja.
Mengira sang bapak agak kurang pendengarannya, pemuda tersebut mengulanginya
sampai 3 kali. Namun si bapak diam tidak bergeming sedikitpun. Karena kesal,
pemuda tersebut langsung mencolek bapak tersebut dan berkata, "Saya heran
mengapa bapak tidak menjawab pertanyaan saya?? Apa sich susahnya?" Si bapak
bilang, "Bukannya saya nggak mau menjawab,tapi nanti kalau saya jawab, kita

pasti ngomong-ngomong lagi soal ini soal itu, terus sampai nanti kita jadi
akrab." Si pemuda melongo mendengar ceramah bapak tadi. Terus dia tanya
lagi, "Lalu apa salahnya kalau kita akrab?" Si bapak bilang, "Nanti anak
gadis dan istri saya akan menjemput saya di Gambir, kalau kita akrab, nanti
kita akan turun sama-sama. Terus saya pasti mengenalkan mereka sama kamu."

Si pemuda tambah bingung dan penasaran. "Terus pak??" tanyanya lagi. "Istri
saya tuch orangnya baik sekali sama semua orang, nanti dia pasti nawarin
kamu mampir ke rumah. Nanti kamu mandi di rumah saya, terus makan di rumah
saya. Nanti lama-lama kamu bisa akrab sama anak gadis saya dan kamu bisa
jadi pacar anak saya. Lama-lama kamu bisa jadi menantu saya." Katanya lagi.
Si pemuda yang tadi sudah bingung sekarang makin bingung.

Lantas dia tanya, "Terus apa hubungannya sama pertanyaan saya yang
pertama??" Sambil berdiri bapak tersebut menjawab dengan lantang,
"Masalahnya?, SAYA TIDAK MAU PUNYA MENANTU SEPERTI KAMU. JAM TANGAN AJA
NGGAK PUNYA!"

Moral: Lain kali kalo nak tanya apa˛, puji˛ dulu owang tu.. mana tau kot˛ tu
la bakal mentua kite.. ye dak
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kesian.....
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