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Old 06-04-2011, 02:09 PM
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Oh! Kisah seorang pakcik di KFC
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Lokasi : KFC Pendang

cashier : assalamualaikum pakcik..

pakcik : walekumsalam..err.err.

cashier : makan sini ka bawa balik?

pakcik : makan kat sana.(tunjuk meja)..patot ramai..pakat duk makan kat sini..

cashier : err..maksud saya..makan di meja dalam kedai ni atau bungkus bawa balik?

pakcik : ooo..habes tu kalau bungkus tak bawa balik.dia terbang balik rumah pakcik seniri ka.bungkus.

cashier : err..ok..pakcik nak set yang mana?

pakcik : yang setsi ada tak??

cashier : err..maksud saya..pakcik bule pilih set set yang sedia ada kat belakang saya ni.(tunjuk).ada yang 2 ketol ayam.ada yang 3 4 ketol..dia sekali dengan ayaq..bla bla bla..

pakcik : pakcik nak beli ayam setengah kati ja.makcik hang nak buat serunding raya esok..

cashier : pakcik..kat sini juai ayam yang dah siap digoreng la..bukan mentah.

pakcik : kalau camtu..beli teloq ayam dah la.depa kalut nak buat kueh tart..aku mana reti nak beli barang kueh camna..haru btoi.

cashier : errr..err..teloq ayam pon takdak..yang ada ayam goreng ja..makan ratah cicah dengan sos camtu ja..

pakcik : hang pilih ja la yang mana pon..ishh..pakcik tak reti nak pilih pilih ni..yang mana pon takpa.

cashier : pakcik ada berapa orang kat umah?

pakcik : pakcik sorang.anak ada 4 orang.makcik hang maseh sorang..

cashier : ok..kalau camtu saya bagi pakcik dinner plate 2 ya..air nak air gas yang mana ka?

pakcik : huuu..pakcik takleh minum ayaq gas ni.satg reja kentut..angin..teh o suam ka kopi tarik takdak ka?

cashier : takdak..takpa saya bagi milo ais kat pakcik.ada nak tambah wedges ka?

pakcik : huu?natang apa tu?

cashier : kentang goreng.senang creta..cucur ubi.

pakcik : ha bule la..bagi cucur ubi seringgit cucur pisang seringgit..campur..kerak boh lebih..

cashier : err…ok ok..(segan layan)

cashier : semua sekali RM 34.50..

pakcik : tu dia aih..mahal gila..ayam berapa ketoi?(buka plastik tengok)..6 ketoi ja sampai 30 lebih..p market bule beli ayam 3 ekor.tak mai dah.(buka wallet bayaq)

cashier : err err..terima kaseh pakcik..datang la lagi..

pakcik : tak kelapaq mai dah.

OH!TIDAK : Orang tua tak makan makanan segera, sebab tu sihat tak de penyakit. Mana la tak terkejut dengan harganya..

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Old 06-04-2011, 02:12 PM
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hahahahahahaha..



lawak la pakcik noo....
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tak kelapaq mai ........... ayat power
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pakcik memang otai..ekekek..
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