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Old 24-09-2007, 07:06 AM
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Default Harimau Yang Beriman..........

Harimau Yang Beriman..........



"Alkisah... .. Seorang lelaki islam ponteng sembahyang Jumaat.
Sebaliknya
dia masuk hutan untuk memburu ayam hutan.
Sedang dia terhendap2 di dalam semak, tiba2 dia berlanggar dengan
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HARIMAU yang sedang lena tidur.

Dia begitu terkejut sehingga senapangnya tercampak lalu tergelungsur ke

dalam jurang. Dia pula tergolek ke arah lain, jatuh ke atas batu dan
KRAKKKK! Kedua2 kakinya patah. Jangan risau .. ini bukanlah berita
buruk
ok. Ada lagi .. Berita buruknya
adalah HARIMAU tadi terus menghambatnya, sedangkan dia dah tak boleh
bergerak lagi.

"Ya Allah," doa lelaki tersebut,"Ampunilah dosaku kerana ponteng
sembahyang
berjemaah pada hari Jumaat yang mulia ini ..
Ampunilah aku ya Allah ..makbulkan hajat ku ini .. jadikanlah HARIMAU
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memburuku Muslim yang beriman .. tolong
ya Allah! Aminnn.."

Tiba2 guruh berdentum! HARIMAU tadi tiba2 terhenti betul2 di hadapan
lelaki
tadi.

Tiba-tiba.... Sambil menadah kedua2 kaki depannya ke langit .. HARIMAU

tersebut pun berdoa, "Allahumma barik lana, fima razaktana, wa qina
azabbannar.Amin! "

p/s : sama2 la kita mengaminkan..
amin....
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Old 24-09-2007, 07:09 AM
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Guruh tu,time bukak pose ke beb?.......
Murah rezeki rimau tu ek?...........
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mana bahagian yg lawak tu???.........
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rimau baca doa eh ?
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mana bahagian yg lawak tu???.........
harimau baca doa makan la..
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Harimau Yang Beriman..........



"Alkisah... .. Seorang lelaki islam ponteng sembahyang Jumaat.
Sebaliknya
dia masuk hutan untuk memburu ayam hutan.
Sedang dia terhendap2 di dalam semak, tiba2 dia berlanggar dengan
seekor
HARIMAU yang sedang lena tidur.

Dia begitu terkejut sehingga senapangnya tercampak lalu tergelungsur ke

dalam jurang. Dia pula tergolek ke arah lain, jatuh ke atas batu dan
KRAKKKK! Kedua2 kakinya patah. Jangan risau .. ini bukanlah berita
buruk
ok. Ada lagi .. Berita buruknya
adalah HARIMAU tadi terus menghambatnya, sedangkan dia dah tak boleh
bergerak lagi.

"Ya Allah," doa lelaki tersebut,"Ampunilah dosaku kerana ponteng
sembahyang
berjemaah pada hari Jumaat yang mulia ini ..
Ampunilah aku ya Allah ..makbulkan hajat ku ini .. jadikanlah HARIMAU
yang
memburuku Muslim yang beriman .. tolong
ya Allah! Aminnn.."

Tiba2 guruh berdentum! HARIMAU tadi tiba2 terhenti betul2 di hadapan
lelaki
tadi.

Tiba-tiba.... Sambil menadah kedua2 kaki depannya ke langit .. HARIMAU

tersebut pun berdoa, "Allahumma barik lana, fima razaktana, wa qina
azabbannar.Amin! "

p/s : sama2 la kita mengaminkan..
amin....

lawak nie da ade kt thread lawak ***** tahap gaban....
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Old 24-09-2007, 11:54 AM
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Guruh tu,time bukak pose ke beb?.......
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part lawak dia.. rimau tu baca doa la sebelum nak mkn dia
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Old 24-09-2007, 11:58 AM
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hahaha nasib baik laki tu mati ditgn rimau.. kalau kene ngan khnizir utan.. huhuh ...kene samak agi
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hahaha nasib baik laki tu mati ditgn rimau.. kalau kene ngan khnizir utan.. huhuh ...kene samak agi
ni baru lawak
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Old 24-09-2007, 12:08 PM
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lawak babab bukan tahap gaban ...tahap ultraman dah nie
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