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Old 03-03-2011, 11:52 AM
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Ada satu keluarga .Satu hari sedang menantu lelaki menonton TV lalu bapa mertuanya di hadapannya.Tiba-tiba bapa mertua rebah sambil memegang dada.

Apa lagi kelam kabutlah menantu melihat situasi bapa mertuanya.Isteri dan emak mertuanya pun menerkam ke arah bapa mertuanya sambil memegang dada bapa mertuanya.

Bapa mertuanya tidak bergerak,senyap saja.Bertambah gelisahlah mereka sekeluarga.Emak mertuanya pun menyuruh anak menantunya mengajar bapanya tadi mengucap.Dia gabra,dia pula menyuruh isterinya tapi isterinya menolak bahu suaminya suruh cepat lakukan.

Emak mertua pun berkata,"Man cepat ajar ayah mengucap."
Dalam keadaan gabra itu dia pun dekatakn mulutnya ke telinga bapa mertuanya sambil berkata : " MA RABBUKA! (siapa Tuhan kamu)...?' kuat juga dia sebut sehingga mak mertuanya terkejut bila mendengarnya.

Tiba -tiba bapa mertuanya tersedar dan terus berkata " Bila masa kau jadi malaikat ni ...Aku belum mati lagi la.."
p/s : sori klo astrok........

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Old 03-03-2011, 11:54 AM
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:11 PM
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Ada satu keluarga .Satu hari sedang menantu lelaki menonton TV lalu bapa mertuanya di hadapannya.Tiba-tiba bapa mertua rebah sambil memegang dada.

Apa lagi kelam kabutlah menantu melihat situasi bapa mertuanya.Isteri dan emak mertuanya pun menerkam ke arah bapa mertuanya sambil memegang dada bapa mertuanya.

Bapa mertuanya tidak bergerak,senyap saja.Bertambah gelisahlah mereka sekeluarga.Emak mertuanya pun menyuruh anak menantunya mengajar bapanya tadi mengucap.Dia gabra,dia pula menyuruh isterinya tapi isterinya menolak bahu suaminya suruh cepat lakukan.

Emak mertua pun berkata,"Man cepat ajar ayah mengucap."
Dalam keadaan gabra itu dia pun dekatakn mulutnya ke telinga bapa mertuanya sambil berkata : " MA RABBUKA! (siapa Tuhan kamu)...?' kuat juga dia sebut sehingga mak mertuanya terkejut bila mendengarnya.

Tiba -tiba bapa mertuanya tersedar dan terus berkata " Bila masa kau jadi malaikat ni ...Aku belum mati lagi la.."
p/s : sori klo astrok........
sebut MA RABBUKA .. sedar terus .. tau takut
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terus tak jadi mati tu...takut punya pasal..haha
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