Forex Gratis! Modal - hadiah dari broker. Dapatkan bonus $50!


     
All banners are advertisements only. CG does not endorse or vouch for any advertisers. Read Disclaimer HERE


Go Back   CariGold Forum > GENERAL DISCUSSION > General Chat > Jenaka, Lawak, Kelakar

CG Sponsors



Recommended Brokers

CG Updates
0 New forum feature to help you manage updates of your own thread
Last Post: CariGold
Posted On: 22-02-2016
Replies: 0
Views: 17,159
0 Technical Issues
Last Post: CariGold
Posted On: 18-02-2016
Replies: 1
Views: 17,127
0 Removal of User Title Status & Subforum
Last Post: Dann
Posted On: 02-02-2015
Replies: 0
Views: 50,380
More...
Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 03-03-2011, 11:52 AM
krusader krusader is offline
Active Plus

krusader's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (20)
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 3,863
Poster Rank: #1089
Thanked 98 Times
Active Level
My Mood:
Default Menantu Hantu........

Ada satu keluarga .Satu hari sedang menantu lelaki menonton TV lalu bapa mertuanya di hadapannya.Tiba-tiba bapa mertua rebah sambil memegang dada.

Apa lagi kelam kabutlah menantu melihat situasi bapa mertuanya.Isteri dan emak mertuanya pun menerkam ke arah bapa mertuanya sambil memegang dada bapa mertuanya.

Bapa mertuanya tidak bergerak,senyap saja.Bertambah gelisahlah mereka sekeluarga.Emak mertuanya pun menyuruh anak menantunya mengajar bapanya tadi mengucap.Dia gabra,dia pula menyuruh isterinya tapi isterinya menolak bahu suaminya suruh cepat lakukan.

Emak mertua pun berkata,"Man cepat ajar ayah mengucap."
Dalam keadaan gabra itu dia pun dekatakn mulutnya ke telinga bapa mertuanya sambil berkata : " MA RABBUKA! (siapa Tuhan kamu)...?' kuat juga dia sebut sehingga mak mertuanya terkejut bila mendengarnya.

Tiba -tiba bapa mertuanya tersedar dan terus berkata " Bila masa kau jadi malaikat ni ...Aku belum mati lagi la.."
p/s : sori klo astrok........

Last edited by krusader; 03-03-2011 at 11:55 AM..
Reply With Quote
Paid Advertisement
  #2  
Old 03-03-2011, 11:54 AM
firahz firahz is offline
Regular

firahz's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (4)
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Seremban
Posts: 984
Poster Rank: #3857
Thanked 10 Times
Active Level
My Mood:
Default

hahahaha...terkezut bapak mertua eh...
__________________
I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU~
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-03-2011, 11:56 AM
psx_dream87 psx_dream87 is offline
Super Active

psx_dream87's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (3)
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: ---- soul society ----
Posts: 6,644
Poster Rank: #600
Thanked 3 Times
Active Level
My Mood:
Default

ak xigt bc kt mna.
tp ttp klaka..hihhihih..marobbuka
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-03-2011, 12:08 PM
nijesothebis nijesothebis is offline
Active Member

nijesothebis's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (26)
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,707
Poster Rank: #2456
Thanked 78 Times
Active Level
Default

Hahahahah....baik punya menantu
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-03-2011, 12:09 PM
d-10 d-10 is offline
Active Plus

d-10's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (6)
Join Date: May 2008
Location: [KERTEH][GEBENG]
Posts: 2,670
Poster Rank: #1620
Thanked 6 Times
Active Level
My Mood:
Default

menantu x lps kursus kawen nih
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-03-2011, 12:11 PM
wong_fei_hung wong_fei_hung is offline
Active Plus

wong_fei_hung's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (0)
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Po-chi-lam (寶芝林)
Posts: 2,615
Poster Rank: #1662
Blog Entries: 1
Thanked 7 Times
Active Level
My Mood:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by krusader View Post
Ada satu keluarga .Satu hari sedang menantu lelaki menonton TV lalu bapa mertuanya di hadapannya.Tiba-tiba bapa mertua rebah sambil memegang dada.

Apa lagi kelam kabutlah menantu melihat situasi bapa mertuanya.Isteri dan emak mertuanya pun menerkam ke arah bapa mertuanya sambil memegang dada bapa mertuanya.

Bapa mertuanya tidak bergerak,senyap saja.Bertambah gelisahlah mereka sekeluarga.Emak mertuanya pun menyuruh anak menantunya mengajar bapanya tadi mengucap.Dia gabra,dia pula menyuruh isterinya tapi isterinya menolak bahu suaminya suruh cepat lakukan.

Emak mertua pun berkata,"Man cepat ajar ayah mengucap."
Dalam keadaan gabra itu dia pun dekatakn mulutnya ke telinga bapa mertuanya sambil berkata : " MA RABBUKA! (siapa Tuhan kamu)...?' kuat juga dia sebut sehingga mak mertuanya terkejut bila mendengarnya.

Tiba -tiba bapa mertuanya tersedar dan terus berkata " Bila masa kau jadi malaikat ni ...Aku belum mati lagi la.."
p/s : sori klo astrok........
sebut MA RABBUKA .. sedar terus .. tau takut
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-03-2011, 12:51 PM
haizyyy haizyyy is offline
Regular

 
Trader Rating: (0)
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 105
Poster Rank: #14547
Thanked 1 Time
Active Level
My Mood:
Default

walaweh..trus sdar dol..hahahaha
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-03-2011, 01:28 PM
fauzizul fauzizul is offline
Legendary Member

fauzizul's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (0)
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 11,757
Poster Rank: #250
Blog Entries: 1
Thanked 9 Times
Active Level
My Mood:
Default

boleh la....
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 03-03-2011, 01:32 PM
zuzu93 zuzu93 is offline
Active Member

zuzu93's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (2)
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,218
Poster Rank: #3292
Thanked 0 Times
Active Level
My Mood:
Default

amboi...laju je menjawab..hahahah
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 03-03-2011, 01:43 PM
MoshedFX MoshedFX is offline
Super Active

MoshedFX's Avatar
 
Trader Rating: (3)
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Full Time Forex Trader
Posts: 8,377
Poster Rank: #425
Thanked 86 Times
Active Level
My Mood:
Default

hahhhaa...

terus tak jadi mati tu...takut punya pasal..haha
__________________
Quote:
PERKONGSIAN ANALISA FOREX SAYA SETIAP HARI
WWW.MOSHEDFX.COM

Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +8. The time now is 10:19 PM.


Copyright ©2000 - 2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Disclaimer : All posts made by either members or mods even admins on CariGold.com are just only individual opinions, not necessarily or specifically those of CariGold.com or it's owner. CariGold does neither support, endorse nor vouch any programs and/or opportunities discussed here. We also does not give/offer investment advice and we does not research the opportunities discussed here. We simply provide a place for discussion. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU LOSE SUM OF MONEY IN ANY PROGRAMS DISCUSSED HERE