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Old 16-09-2007, 01:42 PM
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Akta 15 Undang2 Malaysia


Sepasang kekasih baru yang bekerja sebagai pekerja sosial.. Hamid dan
Rosni
selalu bersama walau kemana jua.. Suatu malam ketika mereka berdua
keluar
berdating...

Hamid : "Kita nak kemana nie?
Rosni : "Tak kisah la.. mana-mana pun boleh"
Hamid : "Apa kata kalau kita ke pantai..
Rosni : "Saya ok aje.."

Apabila sampai dipantai mereka berdua tidak keluar dari kereta.. mereka
hanya berehat sambil berbual-bual didalam kereta.. Mulanya berbual
biasa..
lama-kelamaan.. Hamid meletakkan tangannya di paha Rosni.. nampaknya
Rosni
tidak membantah.. Beberapa minit kemudian.. Hamid mengerakkan tangannya
beberapa inci ke atas... Rosni masih tidak membantah... hinggalah
akhirnya
ketika Hamid mengerakkan tangannya beberapa inci lagi.. Rosni berkata
dengan sopan.. "Abang Hamid... ingatlah pada akta 15 dalam perlembagaan
pekerja sosial" Setelah mendengarkan teguran Rosni itu.. Hamid terus
menarik tangannya menjauhi Rosni.. walaupun sebenarnya dia tidak berapa
ingat isi kandungan akta 15 itu..

Hamid : "Maafkan saya"
Rosni : "Tak apa"

Lalu mereka pulang... Di rumah.. Hamid terus masuk ke bilik dan membuka
buku perlembagaan pekerja sosial dan mencari akta 15.. lalu dia membaca
kandungannya...




"Teruskan Usahamu.. Jangan lakukan Separuh Jalan Sahaja"

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Old 16-09-2007, 01:45 PM
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Akta 15 Undang2 Malaysia


Sepasang kekasih baru yang bekerja sebagai pekerja sosial.. Hamid dan
Rosni
selalu bersama walau kemana jua.. Suatu malam ketika mereka berdua
keluar
berdating...

Hamid : "Kita nak kemana nie?
Rosni : "Tak kisah la.. mana-mana pun boleh"
Hamid : "Apa kata kalau kita ke pantai..
Rosni : "Saya ok aje.."

Apabila sampai dipantai mereka berdua tidak keluar dari kereta.. mereka
hanya berehat sambil berbual-bual didalam kereta.. Mulanya berbual
biasa..
lama-kelamaan.. Hamid meletakkan tangannya di paha Rosni.. nampaknya
Rosni
tidak membantah.. Beberapa minit kemudian.. Hamid mengerakkan tangannya
beberapa inci ke atas... Rosni masih tidak membantah... hinggalah
akhirnya
ketika Hamid mengerakkan tangannya beberapa inci lagi.. Rosni berkata
dengan sopan.. "Abang Hamid... ingatlah pada akta 15 dalam perlembagaan
pekerja sosial" Setelah mendengarkan teguran Rosni itu.. Hamid terus
menarik tangannya menjauhi Rosni.. walaupun sebenarnya dia tidak berapa
ingat isi kandungan akta 15 itu..

Hamid : "Maafkan saya"
Rosni : "Tak apa"

Lalu mereka pulang... Di rumah.. Hamid terus masuk ke bilik dan membuka
buku perlembagaan pekerja sosial dan mencari akta 15.. lalu dia membaca
kandungannya...




"Teruskan Usahamu.. Jangan lakukan Separuh Jalan Sahaja"
aku masih inagt cerita ini...masa kelas kenegaraan...lecturer aku yg cerita...tapi ayat dia lain sikit...""teruskan,jgn berenti""
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Old 16-09-2007, 02:04 PM
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erm..akta 15..heheheh..aku tak pernah belajar ttg akta pekerja sosial...

tp syok gak kalau apa2 perbuatan gunakan akta2..
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Old 16-09-2007, 02:50 PM
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huhuhu ..
sape belajar law untung lee ..
leh gune signal !!
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Old 16-09-2007, 03:20 PM
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ruginye si hamid tu... hehehe...
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Old 16-09-2007, 03:24 PM
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ruginye si hamid tu... hehehe...
bengang jerr rosni tuuuu...
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Old 16-09-2007, 03:41 PM
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mcm² la awek_goku ni
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Old 16-09-2007, 11:58 PM
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signal pakai akta nie...best ler...
bleh jadi lowyer nie..
kira kalu marah tahap babun jer cakap akta 32(a)...
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terer tul rosni tu...
leh lak die ingat akta2 tuh...
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signal pakai akta nie...best ler...
bleh jadi lowyer nie..
kira kalu marah tahap babun jer cakap akta 32(a)...

botui 2!!
xla sakit tokak nak marah...
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