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Old 20-04-2007, 10:18 AM
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untuk dijadikan pedoman ...


Erin (bukan nama sebenar) adalah seorang executive disebuah syarikat pembekal barangan automotif di Shah Alam. Baru bekerja tak sampai setaun tapi popularitinya cukup hebat, cam super star kat kilangnyer tuh...bukan sebab dia cantik...bukan sebab body baeekkk...tapi sebab dia sorng yg cukup ceria...disenangi oleh sume orang...Erin nih kejenyer byk terbabit ngan aktiviti luar...jumpa org sana...jumpa org sini (kononnyer ler)...so mmg jarang la ade kat opis....kalau tgk punch card byk kosong dari berisi...tapi org tak cakap apa...sbb dia kan byk keje luar....mmg 'nature' keje dia cam tuh..

Satu ari tengah sedap si Erin mentekedarah kat luar (time keje)...dia rasa gatal² kat lengan...garu. ..pas tu gatal kat paha lak...garu lagi...sudah nyer satu badan naik gatal ². Mulanyer dia ingatkan elergik ngan makanan tapi sampai 3-4 hari gatalnyer tuh makin menjadi-jadi..beberapa bahagian badan kulitnyer dah menebal...semacam kurapdah rupenyer... si Erin mula menggelabah. ..dgn bantuan beberapa member, si Erin di bawa berjumpa dgn sorang pawang kat ulu puchong...time tuh separuh kaki die dah tumbuh sisik...Sepanjang perjalanan ke rumah pawang tu si Erin menangis tak henti² ...sampai kat umah pawang Erin dah tah bleh berjalan...sampai ke dada dah bersisik...tinggal buah dada jer yg masih slamat...


Tanpa berlengah pawang terus menggelupur membaca mentera...cuba nak selamatkan Erin yg kononnyer terkena badi ular...makin kuat pawang menggelupur makin cepat bahagian badan erin bertukar jadik bersisik cam ular..sudahnyer sisik sume dah merayap sampai ke muka..Seluruh tubuh Erin makin pedih...rasa gatal yg teramat sangat terasa bagaikan tak dpt dibendung... Erin menjerit sekuat hati...pawang kat sebelah dah pengsan...cuma bayangan ular yg memenuhi ruang bilik tersebut...asap berkepul-kepul kluar dari ubun ² kepala Erin...Tiba-tiba satu imej manusia terhasil drp kepulan asap yg kluar dari kepala Erin tuh..




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"ehh...boss? ...tolong la saya
boss...saya janji tamo 'ngulor'
dah...pas nih saya buat keje
bebetul...kalau boss nak sumpah
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tengah baca forum nih...dia pon ngulor
jugak tuh"



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Old 19-05-2007, 08:06 PM
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kat semua bersisik kenapa buah dada saja tak jadi sisik
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Old 19-05-2007, 08:13 PM
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ular mana ada tuttttttttttt...heheh
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Old 19-05-2007, 08:36 PM
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Hampeh...teruja aku tgk tajuk thread..tak tgk plak kat atas yg cite ko ni bawah Thread Lawak..

Hampeh..
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Old 20-05-2007, 12:00 PM
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Old 28-05-2007, 02:07 AM
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tak pa hari nie hari hang..
esok2 ari aku plak..
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Old 28-05-2007, 02:11 AM
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cettt...apa lagi meh mengular ramai2
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Old 28-05-2007, 02:18 AM
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Yang tulis cerita ni pun agaknya ular juga
Tapi spesies tu aku tak pasti pula.
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Old 28-05-2007, 02:59 AM
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kat semua bersisik kenapa buah dada saja tak jadi sisik
Badi ular pun ada perikemanusaan... lg ada 1 tempat tu yg x bersisek...
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Old 28-05-2007, 03:42 AM
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stitch_cute <---- bapak segala ular!!

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