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Old 21-11-2009, 04:00 AM
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Sepasang kekasih yang hendak bernikah sedang berbincang. Si

Gadis berbisik pada kekasihnya, “Sekarang waktunya kita saling

jujur agar kelak kita tidak kecewa.”


Si Pemuda mengangguk. Gadis berkata, “Sesungguhnya dada saya

rata, seperti papan. Kalau kau tidak suka katakan saja. Kita

boleh batalkan pernikahan ini. Saya sedia menghadapinya,” kata

Si Gadis.


Si Pemuda dengan lemah lembut menjawab, “Itu tidak menjadi

masalah. Bagiku seks bukanlah hal yang penting. Tetapi cinta

kasih.” Gadis pun lega mendengarkannya.


“Saya juga perlu mengatakan sesuatu sejujurnya padamu,” jelas Si

Pemuda. Gadis mengangguk tersenyum.

“Sesungguhnya ‘anu’ saya seperti bayi,” kata Si Pemuda.



“Syyy… sudahlah, itu tidak penting. Bagiku seks bukanlah hal

yang penting, tetapi cinta kasih,” sahut Si Gadis. Si Pemuda pun

lega mendengarkannya.



Malam pengantin pun tiba. Si Gadis mula membuka baju dan

nampaklah dadanya yang memang benar-benar rata. Si Pemuda hanya

tersenyum melihatnya.


Kemudian Si Pemuda mula membuka seluarnya sehingga nampaklah

‘anu’nya. Melihat ‘anu’nya itu Si Gadis menjerit dan pengsan.

Setelah sedar Si Gadis bertanya, “Kau katakan ‘anu’mu seperti

bayi?”

Ye la memang seperti bayi, panjang 50 cm dan berat 3 kg…”
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Old 21-11-2009, 04:04 AM
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Sepasang kekasih yang hendak bernikah sedang berbincang. Si

Gadis berbisik pada kekasihnya, “Sekarang waktunya kita saling

jujur agar kelak kita tidak kecewa.”


Si Pemuda mengangguk. Gadis berkata, “Sesungguhnya dada saya

rata, seperti papan. Kalau kau tidak suka katakan saja. Kita

boleh batalkan pernikahan ini. Saya sedia menghadapinya,” kata

Si Gadis.


Si Pemuda dengan lemah lembut menjawab, “Itu tidak menjadi

masalah. Bagiku seks bukanlah hal yang penting. Tetapi cinta

kasih.” Gadis pun lega mendengarkannya.


“Saya juga perlu mengatakan sesuatu sejujurnya padamu,” jelas Si

Pemuda. Gadis mengangguk tersenyum.

“Sesungguhnya ‘anu’ saya seperti bayi,” kata Si Pemuda.



“Syyy… sudahlah, itu tidak penting. Bagiku seks bukanlah hal

yang penting, tetapi cinta kasih,” sahut Si Gadis. Si Pemuda pun

lega mendengarkannya.



Malam pengantin pun tiba. Si Gadis mula membuka baju dan

nampaklah dadanya yang memang benar-benar rata. Si Pemuda hanya

tersenyum melihatnya.


Kemudian Si Pemuda mula membuka seluarnya sehingga nampaklah

‘anu’nya. Melihat ‘anu’nya itu Si Gadis menjerit dan pengsan.

Setelah sedar Si Gadis bertanya, “Kau katakan ‘anu’mu seperti

bayi?”

Ye la memang seperti bayi, panjang 50 cm dan berat 3 kg…”
Adeh..tu bkn anu dah tu.. Tu anak kot..
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